Mortuary Worker & Death Blogger
Well in case you didn’t know, we have had some very Summer-esque weather here the past couple of days. I feel that I have fully immersed myself in this by having drunk cider in a beer garden and got my first sting of sunburn that I always do as a pale, basement dweller. Friday I... Continue Reading →
I have some incredibly exciting news that I’ve been wanting to share with you all for some time now. It’s not that I couldn’t, only that I thought exactly one month before the event was a great time to let you all know. So if you’re free on the 16th May, can get to Hornchurch... Continue Reading →
As I sit here typing this out I have hiccups. I actually got annoyed at my diaphragm for spasming just now, a little reference to a previous article there! I often get hiccups, not for very long but my diaphragm must be prone or something. It’s been an eventful and enjoyable week I’m pleased to... Continue Reading →
Along St. Thomas Street, just up the road from Guy's Hospital where I used to work last year and the fancy Shard building, there is a doorway that most people just walk past. Tucked in the corner of that doorway to a restaurant is another door that opens to a spiral staircase that appears to... Continue Reading →
No sarcasm intended! Before you think I’m being a rubbish wimp, please bear in mind I am on my feet for most of the day. I know, most people have desk jobs that don’t require this, but also I’m aware that some of you have jobs on your feet all day. So also bear in... Continue Reading →
It’s been a strange start to the week. I can never get used to weeks that start on a Tuesday, it doesn’t feel quite right. Plus I have this thing where Tuesday is the worst day of the week and those who know me well will know this. Yesterday just so happened to be a... Continue Reading →
I didn’t want to post this yesterday, because it almost sounds like a really lame attempt at an April fools and it’s totally not. I swear this a thing so bear with me while I explain! Near to my parents’ house where I grew up in Upminster is the church of St. Laurence, and it’s... Continue Reading →
For those who read my previous article, time to redeem the diaphragm and celebrate what it can do! I would just like to point out that a google search reminded me to tell you all I’m referring to the thoracic muscle and not the contraceptive method or any other diaphragms in the human body that... Continue Reading →
I finally managed to (mostly) eviscerate someone by myself! I mean I struggled to remove the tongue as before and I had a blip in regards to the bladder but the rest was all me. So chuffed at how far I’ve come. I had a very skinny person today and I was quite worried I’d... Continue Reading →
Another busy four day week went by, I have suddenly realised that due to the Easter weekend there’s two more four-day weeks coming up! By April I won’t remember what a five day week feels like. I’ve had a busy weekend too, I met up with a lot of people who have mentioned the blog... Continue Reading →
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